I'm somewhat addicted to reading the Starbucks Gossip blog. I don't know why, I've never worked there (though I've often thought about it). I think I just like behind the scenes stuff about anything and as a corporation I find Starbucks very interesting. Anyways! One of the posts I just read was asking baristas to write in with any celebrities they've met and what they ordered. I came across this gem and had to post it here:
"John McCain was stumping in our city, and his posse came into our store. When I told them that I admired him because my daddy is a Vietnam Vet, they asked if I would like to meet him. I said "YEAH!" only because he's famous.
I was surrounded by his people and escorted to a van in the parking lot to meet him. He was super nice, told me to tell my dad how much he appreciates his sacrifice to our country, and was introduced to his wife. She was botoxed and tv make-uped within an inch of her life and had a frozen smile on her face. She may have been really sad that day, but you'd never know.
A few weeks later, two men came to the register and asked if I was a coffee master. When I told them I was almost done with my certification (I thought they were from corporate so I pretty much forgot everything I'd learned), one of them started asking me a bunch of random questions about coffee, like where does the word "coffee" come from? Where were the original beans smuggled in from? When I didn't know the answers, he looked at his friend and said "Hm. Looks like SOMEONE needs to work a little harder during her training." He was the rudest customer I've ever had.
A minute later as I was making their drinks (and calling them names in my head) I asked them where they were from and one of them whispered "We're with the OBAMA campaign", like he woud be rushed for autographs and baby kisses if someone heard him. Without thinking, I said "WOW!! I got to meet JOHN MCCAIN the other day and he was SO NICE!! I so love that man!!"
The look on their faces were priceless; the beauty of it all was that I didn't even connect the fact that my comment would "offend"... I was just namedropping that I'd gotten to meet someone famous.
BTW, I met McCain the morning that a pit bull attacked one of our customers in the store parking lot.
It was the best. day. at work. ever."
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Sergio Rossi
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hahaha I love it!
1That was great. Except the pitbull attack. I think the kid may need help.
Absolute power, corrupts absolutely.
2Hunter where have you been? I feel like i have not seen you in forever!
Absolute power, corrupts absolutely.
3Oh Cine, it has been a long time. School is starting up now and I can no longer be at home all day. It is quite tragic if you ask me.
4Absolute power, corrupts absolutely.
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That is great. And you know half the people who go into starbuck's on a regular basis treat
the employee's with such disregard that i'm sure a lot of them would love to see just a little bite taken out of their hides!
6That IS tragic, Hunter.
This is great...but, yeah, that part about the pit bull at the end caught me off guard. :-/ Great to know that even the people who order Obama's coffee are elitist pr!cks!
7Yes, miss you Hunter and your humor. Real life has to start again, though, I understand.
Great story to share, Cab. I agree this barista does seem particularly hostile to customers, though.
8I just assumed the pit bull was also with the Obama campaign.
BTW, Hugh Hewitt occasionally refers to him as the "Dalai Bama".
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty;
and besides, the pig likes it. --George Bernard Shaw
I love stories like this with actual experiences.
10I love it! I think Cindy seems like she is probably nervous when she meets people, but is great once you get to know her. Also, I feel like with women in politics and with political wives, you are kind of damned if you do, damned if you don't when it comes to botox, make-up, etc. If she was more natural, she would be criticized for not being pretty. Ultimately, not only do we vote for the candidate and not his spouse, but the way the candidate and his family look is so inconsequential. Anyway, I'm way off subject. Go McCain!
11Being a woman sucks because you just can't win. If she was all wrinkled up we'd hear about that, too.
12That is an awesome blog! And the pit bull comment made me literally laugh out loud. So my type of humor!
Not surprising though! Who else but elitists would know that you could be a Coffee Master at Starbucks. i mean, really, get over yourself.
13That's so funny!
And..."Coffee Master"? There is such a thing?
Where have you been, cab?!
14I was vacationing!
15I'm jealous!
Well, welcome back
16i loved this! except for the pit bull attack.
Lucy loves Starbucks, because sometimes they give her biscuits at the drive thru! one time they were out of biscuits and the barista offered to shoot some whipped cream into her mouth. I declined... mostly because i wasn't sure what kind of a mess that would make. Or what kind of havoc that would cause to her digestive system.
17Kris, in my Imbri's experience, it causes light colored profuse diahreah.
18Wow, I can't spell.
19Also, how you feeling Kris?
20gross! well, nothing will top the itme Lu ate a 2lb bag of uncooked rice and shot rice out of her butt for two days. it first came out in little hills everywhere, and gradually reduced to sprinkles!
I am good. my foot hurts a crapload! I am going to post sometime soon with a grody pic for ya'll!
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Look forward to it!
22Probably the Obama folks used to work for Starbucks and wanted to show off and prove his followers are jerks. between the Pit Bull Story and the Lu's. rice story I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard.
kris when is the surgery?
23it was today! my foot hurts! but i am great! i can't sleep for some reason.
Poor Lucy and her bag of rice. I still feel so sorry for her, but I was really mad too. I come home, and she's eaten all the rice except for some sprinkles scattered everywhere. the next morning she threw up at least half of it, all over the house. and the rice was still undigested. Then that afternoon she started having accidents in the house (rice still undigested). I managed to take her outside every hour or so, but basically here's my delimma. I've got grains of uncooked, undigested rice all over my house. did the rice I was cleaning up come from the bag, her mouth, or her butt? oh. i couldn't even think about it! and it was months before all those grains of rice got vaccummed up!
24Kris I hope by this morning you got some sleep. I feel bad for lucy but I keep seeing it in my head and giggling - sorry.
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26I wanna meet McCain!
Awesome blog Cabaker!
27That's hysterical!
28it's okay sam! Lucy has so many stories... that's why i have to keep a blog! on the right hand side of her page if you scroll down i have a list of things she's eaten and survived.
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This is funny..
30My mom bought a shirt just like your avatar, Chancleta. Super cute.
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