Service
I was confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.
Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking,
and one of them said he had hired a bull to
'service' a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus.
Now I understand what all those
agencies are doing to us.
Now you are as enlightened as I am.
Crocs
1i am going to share this
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"Ever tried, ever failed, no matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail Better." - Samuel Beckett
that is HILARIOUS and so true!!
2Uh oh. I better quit telling people I'm in customer service...
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3"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
CC, you can call it customer support or assistance.
This is great!
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Conservative in exile
Washington and Sacramento: Stealing our children's futures.
Now you can laugh a car places that have a "parts and service" debt.
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5A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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or well I guess they all have a parts and service.
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I won't say where I work since this is public, but let's just say that we pride ourselves on our customer, er, assistance....
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7"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
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8A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
It gives new meaning to those signs that say "For service, Stand Here"
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"Ever tried, ever failed, no matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail Better." - Samuel Beckett
sam
thanks for the laugh harts!
10Or, for faster service, please take a number!!
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11"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
Thanks for the laugh girls. This one is great!
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12"If by the mere force of numbers a majority should deprive a minority of any clearly written constitutional right, it might, in a moral point of view, justify revolution." Abraham Lincoln, First Inaugural Address, 4 March 1861
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13A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
ccpdm, "Or, for faster service, please take a number!! " would that mean you have taken over
the administrative duties in the service industry in some small part of your local community?
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15"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
Don't want to take you "off the line", I suppose.
16Liability issues, I imagine. That's a lot of service you're talking about! Whew!
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"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
Or,
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18"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
ccpdm 
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20A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I saw one yesterday that made me think of this post. "Service animal only allowed inside."
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21A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Well, you know how that person became blind...
(Ohhhh, that was baaaaad!!)
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22"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
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