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    11/24/2008 - 5:40AM by samantha999 - 109 Views
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    omg that first once is hysterical
    these are all very good
    thank you
    nothing starts a Monday morning better than a smile

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:49am Report Comment
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    Cassandra57 [+]

    Those are all great!

    On a somewhat related subject--Obama collectible plates--I read the *best* quote this weekend. I was on a forum populated mostly, as best I can tell, by 97% males, and most of them over 40 or so. The topic came up there, and one guy said "I need two of them: One to cr@p in, and one to cover it up."
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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:56am Report Comment
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    samantha999 [+]

    Oh gross
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    "Enjoy life, it's ungrateful not to." - Ronald Reagan

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:01am Report Comment
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    syako [+]

    These are great sam.

    Hubby saw that commemorative plate commercial again last night and said - if we ever walk into someone's house and those plates are hanging, we'll turn around, walk out, and never speak to them again! Sticking out tongue

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:10am Report Comment
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    I want them to use for skeet shooting
    PULL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    "Enjoy life, it's ungrateful not to." - Ronald Reagan

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:16am Report Comment
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    syako [+]

    On a separate and maybe creepy side note, *you* were totally in my dream last night, Sam! Even though I have no clue what you look like in real life. It was definitely you though! shrug Sticking out tongue

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:18am Report Comment
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    samantha999 [+]

    Was I fashionable dressed or in my happy bunny pjs? A girl has to know these things.
    5'2"+, petite, curvy, athletic, freckled with long auburn hair that has the nicest (& free) coppery red highlights. Now go tell hubby your leaving him
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    "Enjoy life, it's ungrateful not to." - Ronald Reagan

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:26am Report Comment
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    Oh and what was I doing. Chasing down Obama saying "SHHHH I 'm hunting Wabbit?"
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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:27am Report Comment
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    Actually we were hunting mice. You were helping me set up mouse traps. Weirdest thing ever. Yeah, you looked something like that description. Either way I was totally comfortable with you in my house rummaging through my things trying to find mice.

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:30am Report Comment
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    I had to look this up but several mice represent small worries and problems which may cause serious damage.
    So I was helping hunt down and rid you of your mind of worry - i am good with that. Smiling
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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:43am Report Comment
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    skb9850 [+]

    That was a weird dream. Laughing out loud

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:49am Report Comment
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    syako [+]

    Oh my goodness, my dreams are always madness. I have no idea what is up with my subconscious. It's a flood of craziness.

    Small worries and problems. nice. You are so helpful sam! Sticking out tongue

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:52am Report Comment
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    The mice were eating my desserts I've been baking (they lived in my oven). PERHAPS, I'm worried about being a failure at baking without recipes (see my latest blog post). Smiling

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:54am Report Comment
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    "5'2"+, petite, curvy, athletic, freckled with long auburn hair that has the nicest (& free) coppery red highlights."

    OK, now you're going to be in MY dreams.

    Eye-wink

    Morning everyone!
    coffee drinker

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:19am Report Comment
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    Grandpa [+]

    My wifes parents had a summer home on Long Island when we first met. Every winter mice would build a nest next to the pilot light of their stove.

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:24am Report Comment
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    syako [+]

    I have no idea why, but I have this completely unfounded fear of mice. shrug

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:27am Report Comment
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    Grandpa [+]

    That is why such fears are called phobias. I can't stand heights. In will trade my phobia for yours.

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:36am Report Comment
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    Dave i better be wearing clothes in that dream..... besides those heels.
    I will trade any of yo my dreams for yours. I can't even decipher the nightmares they are so weird.
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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:40am Report Comment
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    Ha! I don't think it works like that... Smiling

    Good to see you back around these parts Grandpa!

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:40am Report Comment
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    Sy and Grandpa, I guess everyone has *something*.
    Over the years I've developed a dread of crowds. I didn't even realize it for the longest time. I get stressed and anxious, and the more my personal space is encroached upon, the worse I get.
    The family is awesome at humoring me. If it's really bad, hubby will walk ahead and kids flank me. We just kind of evolved it that way.
    Come to find out it's a "real" thing and has a name: demophobia.
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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:45am Report Comment
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    My husband hates crowds too Lain. And I've come to share that hatred a bit, but I wouldn't call it a phobia of mine. But I think it definitely is for him. Bad things happen in crowds, so that's a good one to be scared of.

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:49am Report Comment
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    Lain, maybe it is not a phobia, maybe your "channeling" some dead movie star. Do wear sunglasses a lot, and hats that cover your face a bit? Eye-wink

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:51am Report Comment
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    Sy, extend my sympathies to him, then. Sometimes it's really inconvenient.
    However, I have used it as an excuse a couple of times to avoid the annual work "pep rally", which annoys the cr@p out of me anyway. Too much PC groupthink.

    Grandpa: Nah, I'm just nuts. Eye-wink
    However, it *is* So Cal; I can barely leave the house without sunglasses.
    I have a collection, with various degrees of darkness.
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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:01am Report Comment
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    -- on crowds and mice: not too fond of either! Sam, love the cartoons~

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    Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:56pm Report Comment
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    Not a big mice fan, but it's spiders and snakes that really make me shriek. scared

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    Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:57am Report Comment

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